:::pretty young wench goes up the side steps onto the stage; walks over to mic:::
Well, and I see it's a brave and bucko gang of lads out there tonight and some lasses as well. Welcome to Hope's Haven. If you haven't already been served, just wave yer hand at one of our lovely lasses. You'll recognize them by the necklaces they wear ... be a silver pendant (same silver as this here bar below) with an etched star trailing stardust ... pretty if I say so meself. Skye had them made. She dabbles in the jewelry arts a bit.
Oh well, and aren't I just goin' on and on here. Well you just heard a nice acoustic solo set by Rattlesnake Joe, who decided to stay over a bit after all the goin's on during the Grand Openin'. And grand it was, so grand that not a mate or a lass can ere remember what 'appened.
Okay, okay ... I c'n see yer getting restless out there, so quit chafing at yer bits (you do remember horses, don't you?). We couldn't keep her away, so I am here to introduce Skyedaughter Lightfire. She be singin' the new song she had planned for the openin' afore she took the daft tumble off the stage.