Red Hessian Reporting Facility

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Message to: RHA
Comm ID: Oberleutnant Johannes Farb.
Location: Vogtland, Dresden

Yesterday I was in league with a fellow comrade in our struggle against the Rheinland authorities. LWB pilot Jonas Vogt and we were doing well in our money raising efforts. After multiple succesful "donations" we got jumped by a large RM fleet of about 6 to 7 units consisting fighters and a cruiser against my Odin and Johan's Eagle. And there was the convoy also firing at us. After giving them a stiff resistance we just had to give up and flee to Sigma-13. We took refuge in Yanagi where we split the loot (RHA share 2,75 million) and I decided to get some sleep.

Today as I came out of Yanagi I saw a peculiar sight. A Rheinland military vessel fighting against a wing of Wild. I had fun watching him get withered away slowly by the relentless attacks of the Wild.





But then I decided to show some good will towards the military guy and helped him to wipe out the Wild and told him that I'll escort you to New Berlin.



But my and a Junker Guard's guy surprise was complete when the soldier just fled to Yanagi! He must have been infected those Wild pilots. We had to talk him out of there. He eventually came out but still he kept floating around. Finally I had to take him down. He obviously was no use to military either. I felt a bit sorry for the guy. But maybe I did all a favor by gunning him down if he was indeed infected.





As I was making my way towards Vogtland my long range scanners showed new RM blood. Michael Wittmann. He was obviously out of his league in the verbal department. They certainly don't teach them to make witty remarks and retorts at the academy. I've heard our dear nemesis Hans Krieger make a statement that all of their pilot's sense of humor is surgically removed. One can only fathom what kind of a horrible operation it must be. But Michael was so out of it I honestly believed that he would pay the 2 mio I asked of him when he had asked "What did I want?"



I got held up by cops CDing me and Michael was pretty much dumb-founded when I made a humble request for him to do something about them.






We'll I taunted the guy a bit more after he had managed to piss off his fellow wingmates with a careless mine. No wonder he was wondering why they were shooting at him:laugh:



I welcomed him to my world where everybody shoots at you all the time. I managed to make him use his bats and bots and was making a good progress on his hull when he just took the TL and flew off. So a good day for Red Hessians once again.

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