Yakuza message dump

[Lightfoot]

This transmission sanitized by F.N.O.R.D.
(Fractal Neurolinguistic Obfuscation & Randomization Device)


Message to: (Private Comms, eyes only)
Gold Dragon Ninja-san,
Bronze Dragons Kotaka, Lavant, Nakata, Maurice

Comm ID: Divine_Wind

Subject: Resignation/Defection

Fellow commander Ninja-san and fellow comrades,

Whereas our august leadership is off participating in their Retreat/Paintball Tournament; and whereas our Yakuza Treasury goes towards placing edifices to past imagined Glories in orbit about Kyoto; and whereas strange guests are treated royally in Nakazawa-sans private suite (a little reminiscent of either Howard Hughes or Portnoy..); and whereas my Battle Group has yet to receive its first coherent order concerning the new threats facing the Blood Dragons and Yakuza;

Therefore, being in firm belief that the recently arisen Eris Discordia, Goddess of Chaos, is absolutely correct about the importance of Balance in the Universe; I am informing you of my decision to defect immediately to Her service.

I have retired to an undisclosed location for comtemplation of further actions in this regard. Do not try to find me. I no longer exist.

I have left a copy of the Goddesss Holy Tome, the Principia Discordia, in my quarters. If any of you are currently suffering the same confusion and doubts about your places in the Cosmos as I experienced, I suggest you read it, and act accordingly.

I can only be contacted through the F.N.O.R.D. Network from this point forward. I sincerely hope to encounter you, my loyal comrades, in the future; perhaps as allies in the battle against the rising Aneristic tides in Kusari Space.

I am happy. I am free. Every man and every woman is a Star!

Kallisti!
Windy (formerly Cmdr, 1st B.G., Shouri Kaigun)