The Duane Lee Chapman Memorial Bar and Grill, Sheffield Station; "Sniffer" Martinez, proprietor

[Athenian]

"Sniffer" Martinez points his shotgun in the face of the customer, a loud-mouthed rookie from Leeds.
"Please do not ask for credit, as a blown-off head often offends."
The rookie freezes. Then he slowly reacheds into his pocket and produces a credit chip which he places on the counter.
"Thanks,"says Martinez. "Now, the toasted special and a pint of London Light, was it?"

In the background, the holo-jukebox starts playing.

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