BAF (Former QCRF) Roll Call and Recruitment

[Turkish]

The door to the office opened, through stepped such a godly piece of manhood the likes of which the Royal Fleet had not seen since the last king of Bretonia. The young gentleman walked forward slowly, with one deft movement he he signed into a terminal and began to type rhythmically.

Before even a micro-fortnight was up the Adonis saved whatever work he had been so intent on doing and walked to the recruitment officer sitting behind a finely carved desk made of some form of ornate wood, fruit wood perhaps.

The man, aging with wisps of Grey in his hair and clearly not at the point of disuse by the Bretonian Military stopped shuffling his deck of well seasoned cards and looked up.

"Hrrmf, can I help you with something son? If you're interesting in enlisting we have plenty of fine leaflets on the war with Kusari.."

"No, that wont be necessary. If you'll check your in-box you'll find my application for reenlistment via transfer from the Bretonia Police Authority."

The man looked baffled.

"Reenlistme-- well alright, let me have a look.."

The officer placed his cards on the desk and began typing with a certain and distinct lack of excitement into his console, and before long had pulled up the application for reenlistment and transfer.

///Form 201-A Reenlistment and or transfer of Position.///

Please stay your full legal name;

Shaun Julius McKeckren

Date of birth;

22.03.795 AS

Place of birth;

Perth Station, Edinburgh System, Bretonia

Preferred department of reassignment;

Oh, I'd like to be on of those Privateers.

Reason(s) for resignation of post?

My CO was a mentalist.

Reason(s) for reenlistment?

My former CO has now resigned.

On a scale of one to ten please rate your previous experiences with the BAF.

I'll give you a ten, subtract four for my deranged CO, add two for that Stuart fellow and take two more for the quality of your pot noodles.

Final score; 6

Thank you for your interest in rejoining our ever swelling ranks! after the completion of this form you will be required to wait while it is reviewed by our command staff, but in the mean time please take advantage of our full recreational facilities!


The man looked up at Shaun and began to stare very blankly.

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