*static*.......... gah! dirty scum sucking ^&*(*$ Amigos.....*Static* .....Clean the signal damnit you stupid wench.....*SLAP*...... ok ok darling. AH!
Amigos this is your hermano...Gentle. My diplomatic ship was destroyed in bering by some idiot Bounty Hunters. I hate to say it. My wives rescued me. Im aboard the VenganzaDelLaPuta the OTC vessel that has been supporting
smuggling operations in liberty I was picked up by a junker ship and they offered him...services..... and he traded me for a harlot or two for the evening.....ive bought the lad a drink and given him a wife for keeping me alive.
Anyway I digress. My mission to meet the rogues has been unsucesful so far however the Putas have some great news. They have contacted 2 women from the Alpha region of corsair descent. They have information amigos. That which we have sought is soon to be recovered. I have sent for a vessel to take me back to gamma. The OTC vessel I am onboard now is being sent to the sigmas to help recover our spies.
Also amigos another message has reached me. Our amigos and hermanos in the benitez have a problem. our new security system prevents them from even getting near the council chambers. If you are all still happy for them to retake some seats and grow the unity of the corsair people one of you will need to send some new pass cards to the 3 benitez delegates. I would send them myself however I am currently........drunk and in bed with 6 women hahahahahaha! i will return soon my mission here must be postponed.
Esmeralda get me some whisky then come and show me what..... *Static*
