Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Trader Vessel Sirus Hauling
Transmission begins:
I saw one of these "Admins" you are looking for. I was putting in for repairs to my cooling system (Due to the 3rd pirate attack in an hour) and saw him hanging there, just outside of Newark. He read out as "Fellow Hoodlum". I got a little closer than I should have, I guess, because all of the sudden, the fillings in my molars started to produce music! Not any of the good stuff we have nowadays. This was something called...err... emmm... Oh yea , it was called "1970s Disco". Lyrics like.." Ring my beeellll, ring my bell...". Not sure what that means, but it was horrible. Scared the hell out of the ships cat when he heard it. Caused him to wizz on the nav console, shorting it out. I had to be towed into the repair bay. Once I was towed away from him, the music ceased. I still have a headache.
Signed,
Captain of the Sirus Hauling
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Signal lost...........
Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station
