Renegade Reports

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Seriously, guys.
Now it is a lot more fun.
As we decided to bury deeper underground, our operation space is less limited. We swarm like rats, wherever the sewers open.

Because them Kusari sewers are quite a nice place, we came to rule them once again. And we succeded. With old fella Hartigan we made some mess in that part of space.

First, we caught some little, almost empty fella. As we are merciful, we let him live. Because he could sing a nice song about Rorry's Renegades and Kusari police..

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Then we met a big Samura fellow, full of ore. He was quite arrogant when he thought he avoided me. Little did he know that I was just a bait to lure him into the hands of Hartigan.

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As I said, guy was quite arrogant, he was not cooperative and playing stupid and poor, so he transcended from the puny state of measly flesh to more enlightened state of expanding gases.

On our way home, we encountered one more customer. This one was more cooperative, so we managed to service him in a more decent and sophisticated way. Full report is below:


YanKuina: ahoy
Motherhugger: ahoy indeed
YanKuina: bonjour
Rocky.Rope: 'jour
YanKuina: *How can I help you?*
Motherhugger: you can get yourself robbed quickly and without resistance
Motherhugger: that would help a lot, indeed
Motherhugger: to all of us
Motherhugger: I will tell you a nice joke in exchange
YanKuina: well ? how much?
Motherhugger: huh, weird cargo
Rocky.Rope: i had a friend named Yan... *sad*
YanKuina: station need filters to breath
Motherhugger: in my old days, people were carrying alloys and breathed petrol, dammit
Motherhugger: what a sad pussy world it is now
Rocky.Rope: i hate xenophobic filters. But yours are ok
YanKuina: people need to breath
Motherhugger: *scratches with a hook on his other arm*
Motherhugger: PEOPLE NEED BOOZE!
Motherhugger: screw air
YanKuina: next time i bring bozze
YanKuina: next time gllia wine
Motherhugger: *feeds the parrot on his shoulder*
Motherhugger: thats the spirit. I will give you discount
YanKuina: ok good
Rocky.Rope: give him a test
YanKuina: huh?
Rocky.Rope: he needs it
Motherhugger: huh, lets stick with standard fee for big ones, minus thirty percent, as he is nice
Motherhugger: you give me two millions, and I will not only let you live, but also give you a psychology test.
Rocky.Rope: no, he looks strange. And his name is YAN!
Motherhugger: and KUINA
YanKuina: ok who gets money?
Rocky.Rope: *looks at trader with suspicious face*
Motherhugger: Me! I must buy feeding for parrot
Motherhugger: yeah, nice.
Motherhugger: now you get the test
YanKuina: heres 3 to com your freind
Motherhugger: we asked for two, but its okay
YanKuina: he looks like he needs 1
Motherhugger: we will not kill you for not giving the correct amount
Motherhugger: now, I will give you a test!
Rocky.Rope: *releifed*
YanKuina: ok shoot
Motherhugger: listen carefully, as it reveals a lot about your personality.
Motherhugger: mate, seriously. never say to a pirate "OK SHOOT"
Motherhugger: anyway
YanKuina: sorry hehehehe
Motherhugger: the test
Rocky.Rope: *concentrates, but hard*
Motherhugger: You are laying in a bed
Motherhugger: you are in the middle
Rocky.Rope: *gets more concentration, but still hard*
Motherhugger: on the right side of you, there lies a beautiful woman
Motherhugger: on the left, there is a hairy muscular gay man.
Motherhugger: Simple question:
Motherhugger: Who do you turn your back to?
Rocky.Rope: yes! Who!
YanKuina: where did you get this test?
Motherhugger: At University of Psychology, Cambridge Planet
Motherhugger: Now the answer!
YanKuina: there is no right answer to that.either way i'm in trouble
Rocky.Rope: *amazed by his knowledge*
Rocky.Rope: try again
Motherhugger: nope, all answers can be interpreted
Motherhugger: interpretation to this is:
Motherhugger: you are afraid of decisioning.
Motherhugger: you avoid troublesome choices
YanKuina: how about i get up and run to next good looking women?
Motherhugger: you are a passive person
Motherhugger: first answer is the only valid
YanKuina: well i havee no bots or guns so i am passive
Motherhugger: This state can be treated by increased dosage of booze, coke, beer and prostitutes.
Motherhugger: Increase your testosterone levels and you will become more decisive.
YanKuina: face women and clinch butt real HARD
Motherhugger: hmm, face women.
Rocky.Rope: hey, he getts better!
Motherhugger: confirms that you are passive, as you turn the back to a male
YanKuina: hahahaha
Rocky.Rope: lol
YanKuina: i told you that alrdy
Motherhugger: you can not fool this test.
Motherhugger: it is sophisticated instrument of cambrdige's foremost scientists
Rocky.Rope: now... we let Yan go and grow stronger?
Motherhugger: well, we will attend to our bussiness. there is nothing I can do to help you with your problems.
Motherhugger: attend some therapist.
YanKuina: safe flights
Motherhugger: or rapist!
Motherhugger: or just party more and trade less!
YanKuina: excuse me please
Motherhugger: Sure! Bye!



And after that, we docked safely and spent the rest of the day peacefully with drug abuse, molesting, sodomia and other casual stuff.

Next time, we need more party! In a pack of just two pirates, there are not enough possibilities to, you know, "cooperate" *perverse sparkle glows in Pubbie's eyes*

Byea, guyys! Hugs and kisses!

Pubbie

*transmission ends*

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