To: Da friends o' da baby eatahs
From: Da Bloody Cap'n Morgan!
Now, ah've been hearin' da good an' da bad things 'bout ye's. Ye do be da squiddie 'unters, which ah be supportin', but yer also da friends o' da baby eatahs, who ah definitely ain't be supportin'. Ah've routed 'un o' yer warfleets which 'ad been invadin' da New Yerk system in da last week, an' ah gotta tells ye, ah don't tolerate none o' dis baby eatin'. Ah be warnin' ye dat if ye be comin' 'round me parts with yer baby eatin' friends or ways, ah'll be takin' ye out. If ye be needin' 'elp with da squiddie killin' though, ah've got meself a bit o' experience, 'long as da baby eatahs be left out o' it.