The S/D Agency Files

[Fletcher]

**Incoming Transmission**
ID: Huw Evans, captain of the APM-Scorpio
Location: Cambridge
Subject: Checking in

This is Huw to the company, I'm back from my vacation in Liberty. I'm going to kill that holiday planner when I get my mitts on him. I've been spending the best part of a month near the Fort Bush incinerators... Against me own will too mind ya.

I put new 'equipment' that is not standard in most of the ships in the fleet, but they do help teach the pirate scum a lesson as to when they tangle with me. They don't go to jail... They go to hell on a ship...

Aside from that, I've taken cargo from The Ring to Cambridge with no incident, I intend to spend the day there to enjoy the local 'wildlife' so to speak. If you catch my drift...

In response to that pilot who escorted me, I have no need for a psychological evaluation, my record speaks for itself. Zero successful pirate raids, zero ejections from my ship, and only 52 crew fatalities... Wait a sec? 52? I must have forgot to put a few in, need to up the recruitment plan, but uh anyway. I have no need for an evaluation.

Good day...

*recorder picks up faint screaming in the background* "Pirate ME will you Corsair! Well lets see how your own body tastes like you cannibal!! Mwahahahaha!! Oh the recorder is still on? I gotta turn that off one of these days..."

**Message Ends**

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