The S/D Agency Files

[Agmen of Eladesor]

Sheffield Station
Sir Douglas Bader, Assistant Director

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The Doghouse
Harvey Blackwater, Assistant Director

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Harvey, my good man -

I was only partially able to assist the new recruit, Agent Fire, in equipping his ship. There is a need for level 8 weapons and shields for our recruits.

I know that two of our agents, DeVirgo and Vettel, had intended to make a 'shopping' run mission and unfortunately ran into entirely too many members of the SCRA. AP Manufacturing is making replacement bombers for both of them at this time.

It is possible that Special Agent LaRouche will be able to finish assisting Agent Fire with his setup. He was in communication with him about that when I was called away to deal with an unfortunate incident between two of our pilots and four members of another, less respected faction, in the Chapman Memorial Bar and Grill. Sniffer does assure me that he will be able to get all of the bloodstains off the walls in time for the opening of business tomorrow. New furniture may be an issue, and of course, disposal of the ... remnants ... was not really a problem.

Take care, and I look forward to seeing you at annual company holiday party. And by the way - I know you were a bit under the weather last year, so just remember - the redheaded lady that is with me is my wife, NOT a hired escort.

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Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.