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[Tomtomrawr]

~~~~~Incoming Transmission~~~~~
~~~~~Comm ID: Ba'al~~~~~
~~~~~Location: Ibiza base~~~~~

Hail comrades,

I am here to report on the battle that cost me my ship, it was outside Ibiza station, where i am now healing from my injuries. We had intended to attack a corsair attack force in Gamma, and we had travelled all the way to Omicron Theta.... and then back again! The corsairs caught us off guard by entering Alpha shortly after we had returned from Theta, and we instantly engaged immediately at the entrance to the cloud. During the fighting, we had recieved reports that corsair warships had somehow "uncloaked" outside of planet Malta and begin bombarding the cardamine fields. Our bombers were sent to engage, but i do not know of there fate. The corsairs began targetting people one at a time effectively, and i was eventually targetted. Three corsair ships chased me, i dropped my mines to try and shake them but it was not long before my mine reserves were depleted. My guns were litrally torn off my ship before my eyes, and i was forced to eject and watch my ship explode into a million shards of debris. I passed out in the escape pod, but was retrieved by a patrol of Sabres. When i awoke, i was in Ibiza ward. I shall make sure that shall not happen again.

~~~~~Transmission Ending~~~~~
~~~~~Ba'al out~~~~~

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.