Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[dr lameos]

[Comm ID: Lt. George Harrington]

Well sir we were attacked on two sides today. The first being the SCRA in Cambridge right after my shift started. We lost a Destroyer before they fled, after rescuing the pilot another more equipped destroyer stepped in and the two coalition ships were quickly outgunned.

Then we received report of a noodle muncher invasion. I was dehydrated from the fight so had a quick glass of water on the way. From then on things get a little hazy. It seems they had space elephants fighting on their side, no matter how much I shot at them they kept coming at us! The destroyers were trampled by the wave of Jump gates, before the admiral flew into a coin. I was then destroyed by a welly boot, not before neutralizing a target though. he seemed to be flying a tin of baked beans.

Well I'm confused, no records exist of the battles, mine were destroyed with the ship, I think I need another glass of water...

Harrington out

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