Bretonian-wide neural net signal highjack

[Marburg]

The Bretonian signal fades in with a dim, creepy green light, as the picture comes into focus on three masked men located in an untraceable location.



"Ladies & Gentlemen! Children of all ages:" began the one in the middle; his voice artificially lowered & distorted by electronic means, "May I direct your attention to the center ring!"

"My name is Marburg, & I offer the people of Bretonia a warning: We are all slowly dying of a type of cancer that is rotting the foundation of our society."

"Why is it that in this day and age, we continue to pollute our evironment without any restraint? We are supposed to be intelligent animals, & yet we consistantly ruin the very thing that gives us life on a daily basis."

"On any given planet anywhere in the sector, even the most simpleminded feral creatures know better than to crap where they eat, but for some reason, Humans are historically content to thrive in a sty."

"Ask youselves: What kind of an animal are you? What kind of Human do you want to be?...Think about that for the next 24 hours...We will be in touch."

"Gaia-will-not-bleed!!"

*Transmission cut at the source*

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