KNF High Command (FO)

[Malaclypse 666]

Message to: Sulu, Taicho, KNF High Command
Comm ID: Malaclypse 666, Temporary Autonomous Zoners
Subject: Xenophobia

Dear Hikaru,

It has come to my attention that you have expressed concern regarding the recent acceptance of Commander Matok and his crew of the I.K.S_Vortcha to the TAZ. I wish to address your concerns.

I fully realize that the Emperor and the Kusaran people are historically xenophobic by nature, Admiral. This has not been an issue between us in the past; and it would sadden me to see it affect our relations in the future. I shudder to think that this xenophobia is also accompanied by the accursed condition of neophobia.

I neednt remind you, old friend, that Eris in Her Quirky Wisdom has seen fit to favor the Blue Lagoon over the other major Houses. Perhaps it is because Kusari is less Hodgy than the other Houses of Sirius. I have attempted in my humble way to follow the Goddess Will in my dealings with your people and your Military and Police. I see no reason to change that relationship, nor has Eris directed me otherwise

Rest assured, sir, that Commander Matok and his crew will be on their best behavior while in Kusari. While they are new to the TAZ and to Discordianism, we have high hopes that those huge bumpy foreheads conceal Pineals worthy of the Goddess.

Please contact me personally if there are matters I have not addressed to your satisfaction.

Oh, and our thanks again for your generous donation to the Temple of Eris Esoteric building fund.

Warmest regards as always,

Mal,
Shasta,
Bafflin

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