Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Koolmo]

Transmission to: BAF Command
Comm ID: Lord Sir Reginald Notworthy III

My Lords, I am please to report that I have declared the winner of a Duel Occuring today in Her Majesty's Territory of Leeds, against the Captain of the HMS-Churchill, over insults regarding the Honour of the Queen. Sir Andrew Stuart, my second, declared a Win by Default after the aforementioned captain and his second were absent from the field for twenty minutes after the appointed time, sending no word of their lateness, and then departed the system without explanation.

The man in question, who's real name and rank are unknown, made the following statements, as follows:



Followed by my challenge, then digressions on my career in the Marines:



After the 'Captain' went silent, there was some discussion of his heritage:



And, eventually, the declaration of Victory:



As you can see, this man is plainly a yellow-bellied scumbag, and thusly serves no purpose in the Queen's service, especially not if he's going to level insults like that! I hereby vow that if I, Lord Sir Reginald Notworthy the Third, ever encounter that blighter, on or off the field of battle, carrying marque or not, whether drunk or sober, dressed or nude, armed or not, I shall slay that man. No-one levels such insults at the Queen in front of me!

No One! In the Service of the Queen, Notworthy out!

Transmission Ended

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