ATTENTION ELF

[Malaclypse 666]

Transmission ID: Battlestar Kerberos, Omicron Minor System
Sent to: ELF Cruiser Eris.Ascendent

Eris.Ascendent:

It has come to my attention that you wish to enter into peace talks.

Normally we would not be interested in peace talks with a group of rogues who threaten the very balance of power in sirus, let alone be a threat to the Order and Black Squadron, we will agree to these peace talks out of amusement.

I believe the best place to hold these talks is on neutral ground, so lets agree to have the talks at Gran Canaria, Omega-49.  Please note that the Villa is our Lord Wolfpack's property so it would be prudent not to be found on the premises.  He is not quite as forgiving as I am.

Kerberos Actual Out

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Message to: Kerberos Actual
Comm ID: Eris Virtual (lookin' over my bloody shoulder!)

Neutral ground, my Auntie's Off Ox! Are there guard towers around that Villa as well? I think not, Bucko. We'll let you set the venue, but choose again. I suggest you contact R. Waverly Esq. aboard the Daddy_Warbucks, in orbit above Manhattan. He's neutral.. just greedy as hell and known to deal seconds when he's down at the table.

So, that means we'll be settin' a few of the ground rules:
Pentagonal table. No exceptions. (Available at "Wanda's Witchy Wares" on the Net..);
Five "conferrees" per side. I'll be bringin' Fin, Menno, Dis-in-a-box, and, lessee, Gracie I guess. She's a cool head under pressure;
Seating: boy/girl/boy/girl, or alternatively ELF/BS/ELF/BS etc.;
No farting or other distracting bodily noises during negotiations.

Get back to me soon. My bloody appointments calendar is a mess, and my Social Secretary is out shoppin' again.

Puttin' on the Ritz,
Malafritz

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