ATTENTION ELF

[Malaclypse 666]

Our Emperor has far more pressing matters to deal with at home than a measly little peace talk.

And I suppose you think Our Lady Eris has nothing better to do than wait by the phone? You think balancin' the Chao across an entire Sector can be done between finger sanwiches?

Be warned tho.. The Emperor is not forgiving, and any attempt to disrupt these talks will be met with extreme prejudice.

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I suggest we leave the chest-puffing and threats of "wet work" at home for this one, eh? I suppose it's your job to be gruff and pompous, can't fault you there; but, perhaps our watchword for these talks should be "Erleichda!" (That's ancient Terran proto-Bohemian for "Lighten Up!").

....and if the Emporer doesn't want our little "gift", we'll all just toke it up before the sessions. My treat.

Erleichda!
Malaclypse of the Triple Six

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