Rheinland 2.0

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"Wilderness II control, this is scoutship "Born to be Wilde." All clear for mass jump to Leeds."


Crikey. We need to put the fear of Chuck Norris back into the buggers one way or another... the ways that come to mind are:

1) Get them to RP. Start your snowcone machines fellow demons, we're in for a rough night.
2) Get them out of the caps. I started working on revamping the BHG awhile back, but that RL thing intervened and I didn't have the time. If one of you has absolutely no life you can try to get this to work.
3) Blow them out of the sky every four hours.
4) Get the rules on your side... easily the worst solution here, but if necessary, the whole 'no docking on RM bases if the [RM] have you KoS' could become enforced by server rules rather than common sense/SNACs.

5) Make them bored. They do it for the lulz, so give them no lulz. Kill messages are lulz for them. If they attack, make yourself scarce, and start dancing in Bretonia, the one place they fear for no apparent reason. The decor must be made out of holy water or something. No really, when was the last time you saw something ooRP in Bretonia?

Back to seriousness, if 1-4 are not an option then 5 is going to have to do. If they have no fun, they will go back to trolling Manhattan, or possibly even their families. He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day; fighting the cap hordes isn't fun for you, so just go somewhere else for four hours.

Or try 3).

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