Thoughts That Win

[Grumblesaur]

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

-brilliant words by one of my favourite authors and futurists, Robert A. Heinlein

Diaper... *gets biohazard suit*
Invasion... *pulls out map*
Butcher a hog... *gets new biohazard suit*
Con a ship... *gets the guy drunk and steals the keys*
Design a building... *pulls out crayons*
Sonnet... *is thrown in soundproof room*
Accounting... *robs a bank*
Wall... *grabs shovel and heads for the beach*
Bone... Maybe...
Comfort Dying... *is thrown in soundproof room* O.o
Take orders... *pulls out pencil and paper*
Give orders... Ah, yes... I'll have the Salisbury steak. *gets slapped*
Cooperate... most of the time
Act alone... *pulls out Legos and starts thinking*
Solve equations... no problem
Analyze problem... maybe
Manure... *gets clothespin* *thumbs up*
Program computer... *stares confusedly at instructions*
Cook tasty meal... *grabs many various things, makes soup and sandwiches*
Fight efficiently... give me a plastic sword and a paintball gun >_>
Die gallantly... well f*ck that!
Insects... just no.

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A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.