Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Athenian]

Southampton Shipyard, New London.

Dashed good news.

The Wellesley was a little banged up from her recent engagement in Cambridge, having sustained critical engine failure while assisting a squad that had intercepted a Corsair raiding party. The Ensigns handled themselves remarkably well, downing several light craft and three M26 class Gunboats.

Leaking fuel and running on low power, we were able to assist Nelson in dealing with the Colonial Remnant's untoward and bilious incursion on a half-baked trade mission that passed through Bretonian space this evening.

These vile and uncouth swine cheeked the Armed Forces like a French whoopsie, and left with the customary playground taunts for which they are famous in the despicable systems they defecate in and call home.

By jingo, these rapscallions are as true to their word as a hermaphroditic Kusari prostitute who has promised one a Thursday Lunchtime Special and charged the higher weekend rate!

The Wellesley is undergoing repairs and is having armour fitted that may render her more impervious to large gun attacks.

The boffins have mounted a fine Sheffield Steel Cannon, inscribed with the name of the designer. Here's to the "John Thomas" spouting firepower that would floor a flotilla!

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