GC Tea House

[Ironwatsas]

Udo made his way through the Air ducts as quickly as he could before dropping into a maintnince corridor. He tried to squeeze through the cramped corridor, which was itself crammed full of Dead Lizard-Cats and their waste. Trying to keep his composure, he made it past a series of pipes into an open room which contained what looked suspiciously like a Whiskey still.

He kicked open a panel and emerged into the pantry, and went around the corner into the Tea House. He froze in place upon seeing Watsas.

"Meat! Come here!" Watsas yelled.

"NEEEEEEEEEIN! The nice ladies want to KILL ME! You want to kill me! Someone HALP! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Udo turned and ran toward the Hangar, with Watsas close behind.

Udo ran in a large circle through the Hangar, machine shop, cargo bay, ajacent corridors, cafeteria, and back through the Tea house and into the Hangar again. Watsas continued to give chase. Finally, Udo dove into another maintnince corridor.

"Awww COME ON!" Watsas was now very annoyed at not being able to catch and subsiquently gut the squirmy Udo. He then headed toward the armory, likely now resorting to explosives.

Udo continued to crawl desperately through the air ducts, until it finally collapsed under his weight and dropped him into the Tea house again, landing in the middle of the Holovision. Several of the GC and Consortium bar patrons helped him up and checked on him.

"The hell happened to you?" One of the Consortium soldiers asked.

"(crying) I... *sniff* ...I don't want to die! Everyone is after me! They all want to kill me und I have done NOTHING! I... I just want to go home! To herr Steinlaufer und Frau Eva und Stuttgart und all the people that do not shoot at me!" Udo replied, crying.

"Well... I guess that makes sense... If there really are people after you, the best place to be is among friends. You have to face down your fears and it always helps to have good friends standing behind you. If someone's after you, don't let them chase you away from your friends and your home. Stand your ground and give them a hell of a fight!" The cybernetically augmented soldier explained.

"Ja! You are right, strange machine person! I am going to go home to Darmstalt und fight off die Order if they come to kill me! And I will get Herr Steinlaufer und Frau Eva und Frau Iazyne und Scary Nurse Olga to fight along with me! Thank you good sir." Udo replied, apparently reassured.

Udo turned and walked toward the hangar, before turning back briefly. "Well, I will come visit maybe. And I'll be in touch with all the nice ladies that helped me here. But I must go back home to Rhineland now! To mein friends in the LWB!"

"Good Luck, meatbag!" The Consortium soldier yelled as Udo ran to his ship.

Udo briefly lingered long enough to load several industrial-sized containers of Cardimine into his ship before taking off. Watsas only ran into the Hangar to see Udo's ship fly out of the airlock into the Launch tube. His impressive string of profanities he yelled was drowned out by the sound of the mechanics and engines as Udo's Eagle left Ainu and headed back toward Rhineland.

"...Bah!"

Watsas walked back into the tea house, defeated. He then turned to watch the holovision, which was somewhat blurry due to the damage caused by Udo's behind.

"Well, atleast that's one problem solved around here. Wonder what's going to screw us next?"

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All that begins must end.