Xeno Alliance communications (iRP) (FO)

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**Incoming Transmission**
Comm ID - Al Bundy
Rank - Hatchling
Target ID - Xeno Command
Subject - engagement report ,Durn Bounty Hunter!



*BOINK* Dis durn talkie box workin?!?!

I was floatin around Ouray and talk to me bruthers in arms, Jimmy Hartford & Jake Cutter, we waz talkin bout wimmens & beer & more about purdy wimmens & Oh Jimmy got him a shiny new Eagle.. gosh it purdy! & oh.. hell , anyway.. We sittin thar mindin our own when on the skannur jumps up a bounty hunter! we done tell him he better be skeedaddlin our we be shoostin at him, but he pay us no nevah mind. So we load up & go after him. Bout dat time we discuvah, he aint no baby bounty hunter, he a biggun! un of doze battle croozer ships! We gotz ta thinkin maybee it waz a bad idea to go & upset that big a ship wif no bombur support but he was gettin awfully close to Ouray. We figgured we aint skeered & gave him un moe warnin to skat or we shoost him full a holes! Again, he pay us no nevahmind.. so we let outs a yell & purceed to let eem have it but good! Ya know what? dem croozer ships haz a lots a guns on em.. show do! & they hurt like the dickens when dey hit ya!
Jake got his ship blowed out from sunder him first.. wern't purdy, but he eskaped in his pod. Then Jimmy zapped that fat ship with one of those fancy inferno thingies, so I zoomered in and gave him a whack wif me missiles & a nukie mine.. didnt even dent that durn thang.. Then all a sudden.. BOOM Jimmy's new purdy Eagle was floatin about in lil pieces all about the place & his pod scampered off towards Ouray. Thinkin me alone against that big ole ship may not be good thinkin.. I decided to git! but doze big guns a plenty on dat ship have some purdy good range too! cause show nuff. he blasted me right outt me seat! I barely made it to me pod with a printed picture of his ship & me icebox full o beer.. But learned Jimmy had dun took me beer before we left Ouray.. durn had to drift along with out me beer! anyway.. I be needin a new ship now.. mine kinda all blowed up like. I'll send that picture wif this tranzmishun so youz can see what we'z was up against.
Err how you send dat picture thang?..
"HEY you! yeah nerdy lookin fellar.. howz ya send one of these picture thagies on this here device?!?!"

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