Proclamation! All Hallow's Eve

[Malaclypse 666]

Yes, She's at it again, folks:

Eris loves Holidays;

Eris likes Pagans;

Eris does NOT like what the Grayface profiteers and marketers have done with Halloween;

A mysterious and frightful Pagan Holy Day has been coopted by the makers of candy, orange plastic lights, and flammable costumes;

Eris is not amused.

Therefore, Tuesday, October 31st is proclaimed as a day when all Erisians, converts, and closet Discordians shall strive to take back this Sacred day from Grayface.

Traders, be warned. If you venture to transport any of the above-mentioned dross on "Halloween", you shall be stopped, relieved of your abominable cargo, and sent packing! (Unless of course, you choose to whine about it.. then all bets are off.)

We will eschew "costumes" on this day. Instead, we will get buck nekkid, paint ourselves with sigils and totems, and give new meaning to the phrase "Trick or Treat!"

Rise up, Pagans! Take back your Holiday!

Malaclypse 666,
for Her Quirkiness, Eris Discordia

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