FLASHING NEWS!

[Malaclypse 666]

"Dis, I told you not to pollute our screens with that trash. What in Thud are you doing??"

*Chill, Malsey. It's just an exercise in observing alternate paradigms...*

"Alternate paradigms my arse! The "Corfu Daily Puke" is just that.. a bunch of smelly effluent which wasn't fit to be hauled away by the Honey bucket boat! My Goddess, they're still reporting sightings of Elvis!!"

*Oh, all right! But I'm setting search parameters for "Free Radicals" and "Liberator". This story could bear following.*

"If you must, Dis, but my gut tells me this is a spoiled, egomaniacal rich kid who wants to show off his expensive toy. It won't take long for the IND's Epsilon Wing to triangulate his position, with possible help from the least expected quarters. When that happens, this "free radical" will think the ancient biblical plagues were a kiddy ride at Wally World."

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