Spidervlad,Sep 9 2006, 08:36 PM Wrote:This one is from that movie which I can't remember.
*Cuts off arm*
"Your left arm is cut off!"
"Tis just a flesh wound!"
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Specifically:
*cuts off arm*
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch??! Your arm's off!!
KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that, then? *points to arm on ground*
KNIGHT: I've had worse!
ARTHUR: You liar!
KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
*cuts off other arm*
ARTHUR: Victory is mine! *kneels* We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
KNIGHT: *kicks* Come on, then.
ARTHUR: What?
KNIGHT: Have at you! *kicks again*
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
KNIGHT: Yes, I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
KNIGHT: Chicken! Chickennn!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg! *cuts leg off*
KNIGHT: Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
KNIGHT: Come here!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a looney.
KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. *cuts off last leg*
ARTHUR: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. Come, Patsy.
KNIGHT: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
I've got the movie on DVD. Just watched that scene. ;)
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