Black Squadron Mail Forwarding Service

[Malaclypse 666]

Message to: Dat BS Boy
Comm ID: Malaclypse

DBoy,

I'm a tad disappointed, Sir.

The comms are a-buzz with the admitted fact that you, sir, were involved in an engagement against one of our vessels. In fact, you 'put aside' your differences with the SSO in order to do so. Sticky wicket, that.

I'll wager that you were engaging the Apple Corp's 2IC while stuffing your gob with the cordials I sent over to cement our friendship.

You've put me in a very delicate position on this one, DBoy. While the E.L.F. may be considered as rather "quirky" in our methods, we pride ourselves in honoring our commitments to those with similar goals. Your cavalier abrogation of a commitment to us is therefore very painful.

Had you indulged yourself in our second gift, your Pineal gland might have produced a brief flicker of uber-thinking which would have resulted in second thoughts about such a breach of etiquette.

The Catch 23's damages have been repaired out of Church coffers. I believe it took all of one Friday's donations from our congretations throughout Sirius. (We give the money we save on hotdog buns to Eris.)

The full might of the E.L.F. is watching you, sir. Another incident of "forgetfulness" on your part will not go unnoticed. Same goes for your fleet. If you choose to side with Anerists and ragtag skinwearers a second time, I can assure you that Eris will not be amused, atall, atall.

You'll find it much easier to respirate if you don't stick your cranium quite so far up your rectum next time, Commander.

Cautious and conditional regards,
Mal 666

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