Kaiserliche Rheinwehr [RM] - Message Dump

[Tomtomrawr]

Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Frederick Belz, Commander of the Rheinland Cruiser Sterbefall
To: Rheinland Military High Command
Subject: Report

Message Reads:

Guten Tag,

Today as the ship launched from Planet New Berlin, I noticed that an LPI agent was in New Berlin.



I requested to know what he was doing in New Berlin, and he stated that he was off duty and was on holiday. He was in a CSV and owned a Civilian ID (//he was level 27) so i could not do anything to stop him. As i reached Brandenburg I encountered a Bounty Hunter Destroyer. We exchanged greetings and i noticed that he had some pirate pilots in his hold. I requested that he drop them and he in return requested a compensation. I gave him 250,000 credits and in return we recieved multiple pirate pilots both hessian and corsair, and i'm sure they will give us leads on cases being worked on right now.



After this, i recieved a report that a Bretonian Gunboat with a Civilian ID was outside Planet New Berlin. I returned and he requested an escort to Planet Nuremburg to buy a Rheinland Gunboat. I escorted him to Planet Nuremburg and then he left.



This ends my report, quite an un-eventful day so far.

Transmission Ending.

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