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[Malaclypse 666]

Dear Messrs. Benefactor,

Your request has been placed in queue, estimated time until an operator can assist you is...

35 hours 10 minutes...

Oh, turn that bloody thing off!

Alright, then Bennie.. sounds interesting, but..

..why do i feel like a menu entree you're looking at with interest at Xao's Chinese Palace?

I see all these ways that you can use the Zoners to advantage, and a bit of chops-licking in the background..

Reminds me of that old tale from the annals: "To Serve Man". Check it out, you'll love it!

And since I make it a policy not to put out on the first date, tease me a little here, eh?

Woo me. Send flowers. And chocolates! Dark!

Then I'll consider meeting you in person.

Regardies,
Mal

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