Proclamation! All Hallow's Eve

[Malaclypse 666]

Catch 23 is ready, the exploding pumpkins have been loaded aboard, theres plenty for everyone, all the paperbags have been primed and are loaded too.

Just point us in the direction you want us to go and we'll clear the treats outta the holds of the anerists before you can say 'halloween!' or 'Hail Eris!'.

Looking forward to flying with you all again soon.

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Catch! Ya old bi-cyber-sentient, you!

The Day has arrived! Most of the mob is still sleeping off that marvelous costume party, but should soon be ready to get nekkid, paint up, and start hitting various and sundry airlocks all over the sector! We hope to double the coffers of the Goddess in one Swell Foop!

Here's the plan: For nice wee vessels that have their orange lights up and a pumpkin in the window, it's probably safe to knock by yourself for those treats.

For those dark, grim, large old "mansions", give us a shout and we'll all come running to demand the treats, or toilet paper their conning towers!

And remember Goddess's soft spot for those PMC lads: If they offer you a nice full moon out their viewscreens, pass em by. We'll put em on the map for next year. If they should whine about a little posterior display, you have permission to pull those pants down forceably if necessary to collect a treat.

The Ascendant will remain on station at location "V", and we'll watch the fun on the Holos. If your bags get full, bring then on over to empty, and go out for more!

(We'd come out and celebrate too, but for two reasons: You know how this tub maneuvers.. we'd be lucky to knock on three hatches before the night is over; and, there appear to be other Hacker factions about who think location "V" is up for grabs. We'll gently dissuade them if needs be, and collect a treat from em to boot!)

Have fun, kids! Watch out for razor blades and urine-soaked popcorn balls! I do wish Fin, Menno, and Fnordie had been able to attend; but we'll save their shares of the candy for their return to duty.

Have an Eldritch Day!
Mal 'n Dis

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