The S/D Agency Files

[Tomtomrawr]

Incoming Transmission

To: The Director
From: Rookie Cameron Mitchell
Subject: Basic Report

Message Contents:

Sirs,

I recieved a report from Athena's Memory that a Lane Hacker was in the Magellan system and that i should come and assist him in killing him. I rushed to the scene and found Athena and the Hacker were already fighting. I scanned the Hacker and saw he was in a Falcata Outcast Bomber.

I joined in the fight and later on Mark Williams showed up and began assisting. The Hacker tried to run and we constantly cruise disrupted him, and broke the trade lanes he was attempting to enter. Eventually he decided to make a break for California and he entered the Jump Gate, only to be shortly followed by us. We had another fight on that side, as he attempted to get away. Eventually he jumped back into Magellan and headed for Freeport 4 on thrusters. Me and Mark pursued but Athena had other business to take care of. Me and Mark continued to pursue the Hacker until we picked up another ship on the sensors. It was a Lane Hacker gunship.

Me and Mark quickly began manoveurs. I rushed for the Freeport 4 emergency landing pad whilst Mark attempted to take down the Lane Hacker before the gunship destroyed his ship. His efforts did not pay off. I watched his ship burst into a cloud of flames as my ship crashed onto the Freeport 4 landing pad.I later on heard his pod had been picked up and that he was ok.

This ends my report for the day, Mitchell out.

Transmission Ending.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.