The S/D Agency Files

[Tomtomrawr]

Incoming Transmission

To: The Director
From: Rookie Cameron Mitchell
Subject: Basic Report

Message Contents:

Sirs,

Today i decided to escort some traders. Unfortunately not many needed escorting today, but eventually i found two traders in Cambridge. There route was quite basic, ran between 4 systems and made a basic profit. They told me that they were old friends and that they had been trading together for a while.

Eventually i had to leave them and i docked onto Planet Leeds for some rest.

This ends my report for the day, Mitchell out.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.