Xeno Alliance communications (iRP) (FO)

[torchwood]

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Comm ID: Joseph Stinger


Well my friends, What a day! i departed on a raid on new york with a small group of fighters, and seemed to have rather a difficult day. firstly my Banjo had broken. so without Jack noticing i stole his. when we entered New York we did our normal enterance and seemed to not annoy the navy boys at all. so we decided to do plan B. i pulled out Jacks Banjo and began to play a rather good tune. then somthing very bad happened. Jack's Banjo snapped in half! no idea how but i am hiding in my closet! anyway after that a Joe Morgan came along as back up. he seemed to have too much wisky and started telling the navy some very...weird stories. with that the Admiral, David Hale seemed to get a bit cheesed off. we decided to move closer to a navy base. and there we found a single navy patrol. he called for back up and then the real battle began. it started off with a massive Skirmish, so i decided to even the odds. I challanged David Hale openly to a duel to the death. he agreed so we fourght for 20 minutes. then he knocked off my Shields and a mine hit me bang on. (painful) after that i had to eject the escape pod. Hale said it was back to huntsville but he could not seem to find my pod. i then called in a xeno patrol to pick me up undetected and i am now in hospital due to....burns from the mine. i think if Jack visits i will be there a little bit longer.

Joseph stinger signing out

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