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[Malaclypse 666]

Press Release ~ For immediate dissemination to all Media

Source: [ELF]Eris_Ascendant

To the Residents of Cambridge:

This is Malaclypse 666, Episkopos of the E.L.F.

We deeply regret the unfortunate incidents which occurred earlier today. The ELF does admit to engaging the Payne in concert with a Phantom craft. However, we had no idea that there were serious issues with the containment fields aboard the blue pancake.

We were devastated to learn of the infestation of the Payne, and of the subsequent actions of its Nomad-infested crew. We have no quarrel with the residents of Cambridge. We merely think their Armed Forces are arrogant poofs who need a sense of humor.

There was little humor this day. I have ordered all ELF vessels to immediately cease carrying Nomad lifeforms of all sorts. I have also arranged through business associates to make available further aid for the people of Cambridge.
However, as the infected vessel was neither of Bretonian nor of SF origin, we can not in all good conscience make reparations to the S.S.O. for their loss.

Our heartfelt sympathies go out to the people of Cambridge. We wish them a speedy recovery.

Malaclypse, for the E.L.F.

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