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Malaclypse 666 · (This post was last modified: 11-13-2006, 06:21 PM by Malaclypse 666.)

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Ask Mama Dis

"Dear Mama Dis: It seems that the ELF are not bothered much by those horrible Phantoms. Can you share your secret, please? Boggled in Bretonia."

*Dear Boggled: That's no great secret, sir. ELF vessels always carry a supply of "C'Tan Treats"! (They're actually packets of doggie biscuits we acquired along with a sentient canine recruit, but the Phantoms love em.)*

*It also helps that the ELF modus operandi is so confusing to the Phantoms that they're not certain about our "humanity". By the time they've consumed the treats and tried to muddle the humanity issue through, we've "hi'ed to Kolob".*

*Hope this helps. Mama Dis*

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