Synthetic Cardamine

[dr lameos]

Hey how'd you find out our plans?! Who's the insider huh? Be sure that bastard is going to get their ass fired and a hefty lawsuit on their hands.

However, seeing as you already know a small amount, I'll expand. This product would be available only to support the recovery of cardamine addicts, and possibly for life extension or enjoyment in a commercial form at a later date.

Trouble is, in simple terms, Cardamine is genetically altering, and we haven't found a way around that, but we're trying our best. We've been studying it for a long time, whilst great leaps have been made, don't expect a mass produced safe product any time soon.

Also, Synthetic Marijuana of course has nothing to do with us, do you really think the largest pharmaceutical and humanitarian provider in the known universe would lie about this? Absurd.

Steed.

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