Gta IV

[Panzer]

Ok, rant time.

Below is a rant on the absolute first impressions about GTA IV

Once upon a time (Well, 2 days ago actually) There was a naiive bastard who thought he'd play his own Santa and BUY a game for a change and be a nice, law-abiding sucker.

So I visit Media-markt, pinch the plastic box from the shelf and hurry to the sachier before some secrity guard gets too jumpy about the fact, that I lack a basket.

I pay an... elevated price and go home.

Ok, let's get started... It's obvious, that 2 DVDs worth of data wil take time to get installed, but whatever - there was a movie on the telly so I just waited it out.

Yay! It's installed. Knowing I needed no cracks/keygens this time, I just launched the .exe.

PHAIL

Rockstar games social club must be running for you to run the game ^^ DL it nau!

ok... whatever...

But what if I don't WANT to play it online? What if I suck at the game so friggin' bad that showing my game results to anyone would be just humiliating myself?

NAWH! R3g NAU! We can has ur E-mail and spyz0 on ur comp - when we can has know everything abt u - u can has play -MEBBE-

Ok, passed the idiotic registration... And then tried to play AGAIN

NAWH! U has 4got abt Windows LIVE update! We has deal with Evil Bill and we'sa rule da wurld!11!!1 Big deal - only 30megs dl - DL it nau! or no play! (lawl(h))

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My first 20 minutes of 'gaming" gave me the worst possibl impression.

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