Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Athenian]

Battleship Derby

Sir, it gives me warm, moist and red-tipped pleasure to report on the rough rogering we delivered to many craven corsairs at Cardiff this afternoon.

It appears that the voracious, vile and imbecilic inept Cretan whelp known to the Intelligence boffins as "Grimly" had the gall to attempt to brazenly bombard the massive mining facility at Cardiff in his home-made and fuel-inefficient combat cart.

Now this Grimly may be a feared cannibal overlord among his mentally deficient halfwit relatives in that radioactive hole they call home. But in Bretonia he is regarded among civilised men as a decrepit prole warlord who couldn't manufacture class and decency if he had a PhD.

It appears that Grimly's ill advised eating of fellow humans must have included most of the experienced pilots among his bucaneering brotherhood, as the combat report details below.

BAF Squad:
Lieutenant Rodney Trotter
Captain John Redmond
Captain Sir Roger Brinkley
Lieutenant Commander James Hobart
Ensign Jacob Carter
Mandalorian Ge'tal Gra'tua

Corsair Intruders:
Karolis|Defender
CCU
Vilkas|Iltis
Augis|Plesrunas
OPG-M Grimly

Combat report:



BAF losses:
None. Carter took a few scratches and blubbed like a two year old.

Corsair losses:
All ships destroyed.

Commendations:
Lieutenant Trotter demonstrated exemplary firing skills. I personally awarded him a cask of rum for his weekend leave.

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