The S/D Agency Files

[Athenian]

A few words

There is a saying. No Strontium Dog ever died of old age. We can hope though.

It is with some mixed feelings that we announce today the retirement of Senior Agent and Guild Core Journeyman Wes Cutter, known to you all as Feral.

Agent Cutter retires today having completed a grand total of 27 contracts against major criminals from all corners of the galaxy. He imprisoned hundreds of minor thugs from Shikoku to Sheffield. He was beaten, stomped on, burned and bruised, and he still got on with the job without acting like a whiny little bitch, like some I could mention.

In recognition of the fine reputation he established for the Agency in its infancy, and in order to honour his diligence and hard work, we are pleased to announce that the Sirius Crime Commission has granted him a full pardon for the various criminal misdeeds he committed before putting on the S/D badge.

He has amassed a small fortune for himself and earned the first creds that paid for the seats you are all sitting on. We wish him well in his future life. I understand he wants to return to his place of birth and become a farmer on Houston. He mentioned something about getting married, but I nodded off when he just went on about it.

Director George Graves

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Former member of "the most paranoid group of people in the community"
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