Traders message dump

[Fellow Hoodlum]

"OK, you lot, out me kin' office now. Take the jollities back over to the bar please ...
Bloody hell, some of us have to do a bit of work round here now and again.
Short of office staff as it is currently ... So if paperwork is your bag, stick around, if
not you know where to go ...
Shut the door quietly on the way out please ... Thanks
That is all."

MESSAGE TO: Yahvo

COMM ID: Hoodlum

Sorry to hear of your woes up in Kusari old lad, the bloody military seem to never last
up in that neck of the woods. Some say a curse exists on the place ...
Seems pirates are part of it, or is that piratesses, never get the political correctness thing
these days. Cross dressing you say, Ah well, each one to his own ... Far be it from me to
criticise, to many skeletons round here.
Though ain't that lot too stoned most of the time ... Must have caught *her* on a bad day.
Anyway, I digress ... Help yourself to an escort, if you can find one on his/her feet, or not
under a bar table ... Have a word with Pat Boone sometime.

SOBERUPAGE ENDS:

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