Zoner Freeport basic "laws"

[Quorg]

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Greetings, unknown slaver.
This issue actually has been discussed at length in the Council with overwhelming support for it among us Zoners.
Please note that it is by no means an attempt for one Zoner or a group of Zoners to exercise any sort of control over the rest of us. If that were the case, I assure you that we would fight aggressively against it. Rather, these are measures instituted by popular consensus not to restrict any rights afforded to Zoners, but to ensure our safety and neutrality by keeping politics and hostilities away from our homes.
Besides, no Zoner is required to enforce any laws with which he disagrees, so long as he does not jeopardize our neutrality.

Thank you.

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ATTENTION SMUGGLERS
The Midnight Express: A Slaver <strike>who doesn't completely realize what he's doing.</strike> (video)

Quorg, you're officially a moron.

...mongs like Quorg being like a malignant little cancer...

Way to be useless, Quorg.