****Incoming Transmission***
Comm ID: .:j:.Scrap.Scythe-XA-15
Location: Rochester
Subject: Performance tests
*This unit has completed two stealth technology tests, one sarcasm chip test, and one weapons test. Test results are as follows:
Scanner Defractor test #1: Scanner defractor failed to cloak the unit.
Scanner Defractor test #2: Test successful. Power core depleted after thirty seconds.
Sarcasm chip test: Sarcasm chip test successful, with a xeno bomber being the brute of the jokes.
Weapons test: Successful. Guns proved insufficient to penetrate the xeno bomber's shields, however, cruise disruptors were highly successful at blowing off xeno unit's weapons. Recommend replacing Train CD with a Mosquito CD, and Barragers with shield busters.*
