Xeno Alliance communications (iRP) (FO)

[selsyn]

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*tapping noises*

Is this damned thing on? Hullo!

*crashing noise*

Hullo? Hullo? Can this thing hear me? Ah good.

Well, i be Buck Harley, mah sirs and missus. I just wanted to be a lettin' y'all know that I be done wit' your "mahnda-tory training" period, and have a gotten mahself a super trans-poonder thingie fer mah ship!

Here one gosh damned minute, while i get the data to show up.

*another crashing noise*

There we go now!



So, i think that should be a doin' it fer y'all. I'll be a'waitin' your replah here.

Mah lady is real-proudlike of meh.

Buck Harley out!

*tapping noises*

*yells* Betty! Where be mah al-co-holic beverage! I thought i be real clear when i said i wanted a drink!

*recording continues on for several minutes. Random domestic noises can be heard.*

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