Ye bring a tear ta me rather bare cheek bone, Lad.
The broom has yer name on it.
We have some offers a'ready, if'n the womenfolk will let us out on occassion.
As to women folk, fear not, lad. I hear that Glinda 'n thet Gay Deceiver ship/thing takes good care o' ther patients.. We'll be back young, spry, and complete w/ all the bits 'n skin afore ya know it.