COMM ID: Jack 'Sidewinder' Tar.
SUBJECT: Today's operation.
PRIORITY: Medium.
Well folks, we's done oursel's righ' proud t'day, yes sirree.
I was jus' wakin' up when I hears ol' Buck Harley comin' through on comms tellin' me that he was gettin' a bit o' trouble from dem Ageira folks down near the New York gate, so me an' a few other suits oursel's up, jumps in our eagles an' flies down to give him a hand. We's finding him fightin' like the ol' devil himsel' agin three o' dem Raven claw fighters... He sure was givin' dem's all a run fer their money, but we's jumped in an' finished dem off righ' quick.
So havin' dealt wid dat we decided to be takin' a bit o' revenge on dem Ageira boys by puttin' a few hole in that base them got righ' in our back yards... Pueblo them calls it... Anyways, I got ma ol' bomber out, and we's all flew down there seein' what we could find... Didn't turn out as easy as I was thinkin' it wuld be, but shucks, I guess thats what y'all gets if ya does stuff on the spur o' the moment like.
So we finds oursel's gettin shot at by a bunch o' fighters and some gunboat, goin' by the name o' Clancy Wiggum. Phew-ee, he sure did put up a fight, but I was gettin' him wid ma supernova soon enough.
Ol' Scepter tagged himsel' one o' dem avenger fighters but we lost us a few eagles too. Soon enough I foun' masel' wid all dem widow guns stripped off ma ship I wasn't none to happy 'bout dat, so I took it out on ol' Alexander Casero, some navy dawg who was dumb enough to go runnin' inta my supernova then ma mine...
Anyways, some lil' light fighter by the name o' Eyma, workin' fer them scumbags the LPI was bein' mighty annoyin' seemed like he was playin' fer time or' somethin' cos sure enough some more backup comes by...
By this times it's jus' me an' Ol' Buck fightin' it out, so we thik gettin out alive is better than gettin' out dead....
Well, we had to be runnin' mighty fast.
All in all I's reckonin' we's done a lot more damage than was done to us, but The Boss dun' gunna be happy 'bout sendin' funds down to get dem eagles repaired...
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