Transmission to Ouray Base

[Jihadjoe]

****INCOMMING TRASMISSION****

COMM ID: Jack 'Sidewinder' Tar.
SUBJECT: Lane Hacker Proposal.
PRIORITY: High
ENCRYPTION: Public


Howdy.

Now y'all might be noticin' I's broadcastin' this on open comms. A non-encrypted message to the Lane Hackin' folks.

Consider this ma declaration of intent to y'all... An' I wants everyone to be hearin' what I's got to say. Liberty is listenin'.

The Lane Hackers are a good fer nuttin' bunch o' degenerate cardi-sniffin', filthbags wid nuttin' on them's mind but makin' money out o' the weak an' unfortunate. I's not gunna be lettin' ma boys have anything to do wid that kind o' crap.

Yer chummy nature wid' dem hispanics an' trafficin' o' that filthy drug what puts the good folk o' our great nation further under the influece o' unclean outsiders ain't gunna be carryin' on. We's got a few goals common to each other like takin' down the big-wigs who claims to act in the best interests o' Liberty, but infact does nuttin' but screw the little guy. But y'all ain't no better. You's got one hell o' a nerve tryin' to seduce us, an' threaten us all wid some pathetic prank.

I'm gunna be steppin' up ma boys anti cardi operations an guess who be comin' under that... Thats right bucko... It be you an' yer bunch o' techno babblin' losers sat on mount mactan carin' nuttin' fer the sufferin' o' the true blue collar man o' Liberty.

*spits*

Now... You's gunna be seein' us wherever you turns, we's gunna be the bane o' yer existance. We's yer death , jus' you remember that you bunch o' lowdown, theivin', drug takin', scum.

Sidewinder out.

****TRANSMISSION TERMINATED****

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