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COMM ID: Ron "Garter" Fraiser
SUBJECT: Hacker Smackin'
PRIORITY: High
ENCRYPTION: High
Howdy' fellas, I been hearin' some real dumb stuff comin' outa the Hackers lately, and I'm mighty insulted to be hearin' that they think us fine and honourable knights o' labour would think for a dang split second that we'd be not shootin' them cardi sniffin' good fer nothin' boot lickers.
I'll be warmin' up my eagle for a good ole Hacker smackin' and I won' stop til my ship cant flight straight! not that I think it can anyways.
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