Oh how the feeling of space-flight is exhilarating! Today we have had the privileged to not only atomize a Corsair, but be payed well for it.
I and fellow Hacker, Jayce Brooks, found the insufferable lout wandering in our waters, as we gave chase he fled and we pursued him and set him a trap, It was then that Director Phate took interest in the matter and boldly called the Corsair out on his honor to face him in single combat, making a gamble of 5,000,000 Credits to the victor.
His word was the roar of thunder,
His glance was the look of the eagle,
His might was the strength of the gods,
His guile was the cunning of the wolf,
His temper was the death of men.
What I and Mr. Brooks witnessed next was both spectacular and horrifying as we watched the Director fly in circles around the filth and dismantle his ship piece by piece until all that remained was dust and echoes.
We cleared the scene of battle and journeyed back to our humble abode of Mactan were another poor soul had yet to know what fate had in store...
A Trader named Kagnacious had sought to bypass us with a small and agile freighter, I give him a 10 for Innovation, a 10 for a Suicidal Nature, and a 5 for his Payment. Phate demanded the trader to drop his cargo, the Captain of the Kagnacious sought us a fool however soon learned the other way when his hull buckled and nearly waned. Phate returned to Mactan to bring out his Transport as I secured the loot.
And so ended another day with glory to the Lane Hackers.
But while my compatriot's retired I journeyed to New York, where I posed as old-associate Johnathan Ford of Ageira's news team to conduct an intelligence gathering mission, I contacted a [KoF]-Bill-Riker regarding a new collumn in the news regarding the men and woman who work to keep Ageira Safe... obviously we know said people have failed at their job but let us adapt to the persona of the less gifted.
Bill Riker was obviously delusional and claimed I was a Pirate despite my vessel reading as Mr. Ford's own and to an extent his voice as well, I managed to subtly let him on to my location where I waited for him, as he approached I initiated a full scan of his craft and then called the interview off and slipped away into the dark reaches of the night.
