' Wrote:From: Dan McKay
Location: Edinburgh System
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Now, now, everyone calm down.
The situation on Crete is certainly problematic, but I don't think this is the way to go, good sir. Have you ever heard of that saying about flies and honey? It's very true! How do you think the Jeweled Windbird had managed to spread to so much of Planet Gaia? Yes, logical trapping, not blind threats. Unfortunately, well, you know the situation.
But in the interest of keeping the peace, I do hereby offer to personally deliver 12,000 units of standard sized food rations, half to Cadiz and half straight to Crete, if you will turn those prisoners, and any others you may capture, over to me instead. From there I pledge to peacefully return them to Constable Thorn and the BPA.
What do you think of this proposal?
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Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Robert Barnaby aboard the Grande Impuesto
RE: Ransom Demand
Message Reads:
Ah! Someone with some sense! I humbly accept your offer for those food rations, infact I have more prisoners then before now and there getting abit restless.
Send me gunmounted camera shots of all of the food being delivered and we can end this matter.
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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.
