Sender ID: Bubba Love
Target ID: Xeno Recruitment Alliance
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Greetings Y'all
This is Bubba Love speakin', I'd like to tells you folk a story.
For years now I's been a hard workin' feller on Houston there in Texas. Makin' my way throughs life with little pay, wearin' rags and, eatin' food that not even thems slave folk they sell would eat. I's was livin' in this rinky dink type shack lookin thing one night when all the sudden the dang LSF folk came in and pulled me out. They told me I knew to much, now I can tell you the God's honest truths I ain't no smart man on edumacation, but yeah they said I's was gonna be shipped off to some planet Malta as one's of them darn slave folk to work on a field or sumthin. Now this angered me so I took my bottle of liberty ale and hit that blasted LSF over the head with it then commenced to whoopin up on him. I's made sure I had him knock'd out thens I grabbed his gun and stole his ship. Piece of crap it was, bloody thing broke down in the Colorado silvers field. I saw this there Hawk floatin' around and thought Im's a gonna see if it flys. So I tooks my little pod thang and flew to eet. And to my's luck it works fine. Well I know's you boys are getting tired of listening to may ramble on about my life so I's guess I'd better get to me point. For way fars to long I've been strugglin' tryin' to make me a decent livin but them dang goverment folk here in Liberty's been shootin me down. I want's my's revenge! And I thinks you boys can be them ones to help me. Now like I's said I aint to smart in edumacation, but I's can fly like a bird in me fighters now. And I's can rebuild me's a broke down ship better then anyone's I's know. So if you kind folks would take me in I's promise ye's I'll fight to the end of may to make this here Liberty a better place for all of our here children.
Thank Ye's